From the North Virginia suburbs
And near Philly do they ride
One, he has a goatee
And a six-string by his side

The other packs a keyboard
And sarcasm, finely honed
The two men ride together
Into the great unknown…

They are not seeking justice
They've got no wrongs to right
They're just here to sing some dick jokes
And head off into the night

In rental vans and airplanes
They travel 'cross the land
With song of nuns and pirates
They are the opening band

Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm)
Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm)
La la la, la la la la la la
Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm)
Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm)
Please no flash photography of Paul and Storm