Have you ever met a curiosity, that you couldn't look away
Like a wayward messenger from the other side of a canyon great
It’s not polite to stare, but you make it so easy
Your clique has a BDSM relationship with the economy

Let's violate each other's NAP
Like the filthy animals we pretend not to be
If it's meant to be, it'll be, love is evergreen
This coming morning will be pristeen

Let's violate each other's NAP
Like the filthy animals we pretend not to be
I wish it would snow until February
Just to give you a good excuse to hold me
Just to give you a good excuse to hold me

Like an unladen swallow starts a fist fight
Your right to property is antithetical to Christ
The time is right, so if you got something to prove
Sew a fucking yellow and black triangle flag on your fursuit

I'd like to make a living kissing ancaps, see?
I'm an animated MS Paint picture of Batman
The hammer of logic addendum admonished anonymous
A topic, a market, and some fluffy handcuffs