Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips when did he get at all confident?

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is cheap, I bet to them you look like shit

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that I'm a diva
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips when did he get at all confident?

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch