This is not a test
This is your national emergency broadcast system
Announcing the commencement of The Last Selection
In the twelve continuous hours, everyone is on their own
Police, fire, and emergency medical services are unavailable until the end of the selection
Try to hide, try to escape, and try to survive
Before the palefaces come to select you for their experiment
This is humanity's final chapter
Stay safe
And blessed be all of the remaining humans

May God be with you all