Oh you're slurring all your words
There's makeup on my shirt
You're dancing on the tables can't you see
That you look like a mess and you're singing Whitney whoa
Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk

Oh you got them drunken eyes
Should we call it a night
'Cause you've been telling stories 4/5 times
Yeah I've heard it before and my ears are bleeding whoa
Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne
And you wanna throw the shots back
And now you're taking photographs
Why am I the only one that don't laugh
Oh I hate you when you're drunk
So quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh it's funny how you won't
Remember anything
But baby I'ma love you all the same
'Cause I'll pick you up, when you do it all again

Because you wanna buy champagne
And you wanna throw the shots back
And now you're taking photographs
Why am I the only one that don't laugh
Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk
So quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh when the morning comes you'll blame it all on me
And when you ask for as hug I got no sympathy
Because I hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne
And you wanna throw the shots back
And now you're taking photographs
Why am I the only one that don't laugh
Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk
So quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

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Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk
So quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk