Bilbo, Fetch Me My Cane

Short But Long, Thin But 'round
Stealthy, Slipping Inching Down And Hairy
Happy Gulping Sound
And Suddenly Lighter By One Pound

Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bolbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero

Under Misty Mountains Cold
It Dungeons Deep And Caverns Old
In Tunnels Dark And Dry
And When It Puts It's Ring Around It
It's Unseen But By One Eye

Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bulbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero

Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bulbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero

It Guesses
Leave Me Alone
It Goes Again
So Tired
Is It Juicy
Is It Tasty
We Eats It
We Eats It
We Eats It
We Eats It

What Have I Got In My Pocket

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess

What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess