I know a boy,
He's got eyes you'll never forget.
He doesn't say much, he just stares at you
And slowly, both your eyes start rolling.....
... you go cross-eyed

I know a boy
He grabs your hot little hand
You don't say much, you just stare at him
And while you're panting with happiness
he eats you out of house and home
... you go cross-eyed

He is a ....
(hey, hey)
Superboy
He makes you...
(hey-hey-hey)
Happy!
He's a hypnotiser-tiser!
He sucks you dry.

I know a boy
He's got a nose you'll never forget
He says nothing, his head is full of nothing
A-ha!
His gear is from the Snob Shop in Ohio

He is a ....
(hey, hey)
Superboy
He makes you...
(hey-hey-hey)
Happy!
He's a hypnotiser-tiser!
He sucks you dry.

For just a moment
You're eating out of his hand, his fantastically masculine hand
(You'll fall for anything)
If he says anything else, you'll fall for that too!
Watch out, man, or you'll be a real sucker