You thought you got the glimmer grin,
The teeth would light your way.
The teeth would talk, the teeth would chew,
The teeth would chip away.

See I'm so stupid.
And I play it sly.
And I'm so happy I could almost cry.

'Cause that's the way I move it.
That's the way I prove it.
That's the way I won it.
That's the way I'll lose it.

That's my hidden style.
That's my ally smile.
That's my secret style.
That's my ally smile.

I wouldn't be so angry
If it didn't make me feel so great.
I can't believe how much I've puked
'Til I think of all the shit I ate.

So that's the secret.
That was a lie.
The truth is I was cracking up
When I was cracking wise.

Don't feel so bad.
Didn't know myself
Didn't mean to pull the wool.
The war was cold, and so were we.
Have you had your fill of cool?