This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

The Christmas trees on fire
Santa’s holding the lighter
My parents are both liars
I got gifts but want subscribers

Thanks for the candy basket
Oh, God, another jacket
My stockings filled with acid
Am I dreaming what just happened?

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

My neighbors compete to see who can put up more blinding lights
The kids all wish away the month 'cause they want presents in sight
This year had
Me so mad
I’ve been bad
Got coal that
Is sitting under my tree I think that my Christmas has died

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

When I was just a boy
Christmas brought so much joy
Couldn’t wait for the presents and laughter
I couldn’t sleep late at night
Looking for Santa with lights
Those are memories I still remember

Then I became a man
Lost sight of who I am
But right in front of me was the answer
'Cause on Christmas I feel joy
And I turn back to a boy
The answer is to stay young forever

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song