Baby if this was Numerburg,
they'd be hanging on your every word,
sucking on your cyanide,
maybe baby it's the only cure,
I've got no time for your other line,
girl's calling me on the phone,

wants my time, wants my time,
wants me to play her punk rock show
She saw my picture's in the movies, baby,
yeah, yeah, you never listen to me

My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything

I'M A SUPERSTAR
YEAH, I'M A SUPERSTAR
YEAH, I'M A SUPERSTAR
THE HELL YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!

Oh baby don't you know,
gonna dress me up in all your clown clothes,
your picture's on the T.V.,
same channel as Hawaii 5-O,
my pictures in the movies, baby
let's watch the war crimes show

My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything
My T-shirt shows everything

YEAH, I'M A SUPERSTAR
YEAH, I'M A SUPERSTAR
I'M A SUPERSTAR
THE HELL YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!