He doesn't care if you're punctual
No reward for an early bird
Ho!
And he don't care if you're dysfunctional
We've only recently heard that word
And the infamous nicotine user
I think he doesn't really care about that
No

The butcher, the baker, the boozer
It doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat
But, look at the clouds, look at the earthquakes
Look at the Moon that the light of the Sun makes
Look at the wind

Woo! How it's loose and free
Look at these tiny things botherin' me
I've been watching for seven straight hours
There hasn't been a damn thing on!
And there hasn't been a damn thing on
And I feel like I'm losin' my powers
Uhh-huh-ho

All my get up and go has all gone
And I lied to my local panhandler
I told a big fat lie to the pan-man
Said I couldn't have the change
Start off straight but I get to meander
I got the aim but I don't have the range
Woah

Look at the clouds, yeses, look at the earthquakes
Look at the Moon that the light of the Sun makes
Uh, look at the wind
How it's loose and free
Fa-du-da-du-da, fa-du-da-du-da
Look at these tiny things botherin' me
Woah

Well, the future looks like distant thunder
Well, because
I'm never sure that I'll get paid
And I'm pissed that I'm not gettin' younger
Gettin' pretty, gettin' love, gettin' laid
And on the talk show, cat fight, playoff
Well, everybody gives 'em a hand
And the radio sounds like a payoff
I just don't understand
Look at the clouds, look at the earthquakes
Look at the Moon that the light of the Sun makes

Hey!
Uh, look at the wind
Woo!, how it's loose and free
Fa-du-da-du-da, fa-du-da-du-da
Look at these tiny things botherin' me
Look at these tiny things botherin' me