Alpha, Beta, Delta
Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa

Hey, hey, hey girls let's all look the same
And act really fucking stupid
'Cause they like us that way

Hey, hey, hey boys let's go to the frat party
The theme is white people
Get your roofies ready

Shit their parents money away
And act like assholes everyday

Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone

Wah, ooh

Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes

I just wanna ruin their day in one particular way

Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
Got their brand new whatevers on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone

Wah, ooh
Bla, ooh
Wah, ooh

Wanna wanna spew oh you
Alpha falfa
Brainless fucking football dudes
Delta trelta
I'm a little Kangaroo
Gamma jamma
I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you