She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
She could drink more beer than I could buy
She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
I'd get wiped out but she would never get high

Well when I think about it I almost shed a tear
I don't know where all my money went
She used to be a taster for a very well know beer
Well I ain't broke yet but I sure am badly bent

She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
She could drink more beer than I could buy
She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
I'd get wiped out but she would never get high

Well I done got it figured out why she's no longer there
Company couldn't stand the loss no more
She got so wrapped up in her work they were pulling out their hair
It was either let her go or close the door

She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
She could drink more beer than I could buy
She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
I'd get wiped out but she would never get high

She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
She could drink more beer than I could buy
She was a lady from the country of eleven hundred springs
I'd get wiped out but she would never get high