Hey Joe where'd you find that purdy girlie
Where'd you get that jolly dolly
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine
Hey Moe she's got skin that's creamy dreamy

Eyes that look so lovey dovey
Lips as red as cherry berry wine
Now listen Joe I'm not a heel
But ole Buddy let me tell you how I feel

She's a honey she's a sugar pie I'm warning you
I'm gonna try to steal her from you
Hey Moe I know we've been the best of friends
But this is where that friendship ends
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own

Hey Joe come on let's be buddy duddies
Show me you're my palsy wowsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Hey Moe you're really getting aggravating
Hey you're squirrelly that's my girlie
You're about as pushy as can be

Now come on Joe let's make a deal
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
I'll tell you face to face I mean
To steal her from you
Hey Moe we'll be friends until the end

But this looks like the end my Friend
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own