I am pudge
Built of sludge
Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge
Out’ my way
Hook the prey
When you’re blunderin’, bumblin’ I come out to play

And they hate me cause I’m greedy
But a hero’s got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper
Cause I snatch all of the meat
And they yell that I am cheap
And that I undermine the rest
And they’re right you know my prices are the best
Get rekt

One, two
Now I got my hooks in you
To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you

I am pudge
Built of sludge
You can push and pull but I will never budge
Meat so fresh
Lovely flesh
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh

And they hate me cause I’m greedy
But a hero’s got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper
Cause I snatch all of the meat
And they yell that I am cheap
And that I undermine the rest
And they’re right you know my prices are the best
Get rekt

One, two
Now I got my hooks in you
To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you