She hit him in the mouth
She knocked him to the ground
Some smart cop said
"I'd take you to jail if it was the other way around"
She stole his money out of his jeans
She said, "Hey, just don't bother me
It was mine from the beginning"

All she really ever wanted to do was show off her tattoo

She had two kids bouncing on his bed
One yelling, "Hey, that's my mom!"
The other one: "Fix the Nintendo, I said"
He wanted a cab
She said, "No way
You're not gonna go, or else
I tell you in the face you'll pay"

Yeah, you're going down, boy

All she ever really wanted to do was show off her tattoo