Today I got evicted from here
It's not so bad this place is a piece of shit
I'm living here for too long to tell
My roomates are fucking morons and they smell

I need to get up out of town
To where there's nobody around
There it's not too hot not too cold
Where I can play and be alone
I miss my mom, I think she's neat
She tucks me in when I'm asleep
She makes me soup when I am sick
Please rescue me from all this shit

It's too hot to sing this song
A hundred degrees
A sure way to piss you off
I wish lightning would strike my roomate dead
Instead I'll get drunk and take a big shit on the bed