Father I swear there is something living under my bed
And I know you think it's been me destroying over and over again
But I swear it's a big blue monster
I'm not playing pretend!
He only comes out at night and when you turn off the lights
He turns into clothes and grows horn on his head (head)

Ding dong the dick is dead
His fingertips
Vibrating as his body's tense
He's shaking up
Looks like this boys done lost his grip
He's losing it
And only time will tell if he makes it!
It's not looking (good)

Pardon me for saying so
But I don't know what lies under my bed
Is it in my head?
And if you knew the half of it, you'd be trembling!
Monsters underground!
Hit the lights and you'll be safe and sound!

Oh I'm in the strangest land
Pulled under the floor by the monsters hand
Here I'm held by a man so frightening
Only time will tell
Brother will find me!

Under the covers when brother went missing
Out of his bed and they're only afraid of light
So I will turn off the night and get up above before we're all like them!

Ding dong the dick is dead
His fingertips
Vibrating as his body's tense
He's shaking up
Looks like this boys done lost his grip
He's losing it
And only time will tell if he makes it!
It's not looking (good)

Pardon me for saying so
But I don't know what lies under my bed
Is it in my head?
And if you knew the half of it, you'd be trembling!
Monsters underground!
Hit the lights and you'll be safe and sound!

Ding dong the dick is dead
His fingertips
Vibrating as his body's tense
He's shaking up
Looks like this boys done lost his grip
He's losing it
And only time will tell if he makes it!
God!
God!
God!
God