Mega Man! Mega Man!
Eight new more roooobot men!

Mega Man! Mega Man!
Russia is baaack again!

At least it's not Wily this time,
Who is committing such a crime?

This time I have a new gun.
Now let's go charge up and RUN!

Mega Man! Mega Man Number 4!
Rush jet got nerfed, you can barely soar!
Nuuuum-ber FOUR!

Mega Man! Mega Man Number 4.
I always slide right on through the door!

Oh god Toad Man really sucks!
Is he really using ducks?
I don't care he's out of LUCK!

Who's that there? Proto man!
Always lends a helping hand
He can't be a bad guy
Even in Mega Man V

Oh I'm getting too far ahead!
Just a big false sense of dread!

What? It's not Cossack? For Real?!
It's Wily? Damn! Make him kneel!

Mega Man Mega Man Qua-terrrr-ooooo!
These guys make Bright Man's whole stage ga-lowwww
quaaaa terrrr oh!

Forget Kalinka! That stupid whore!
I just can't take Wily anymore!

Okay! Press Start! Start the Game!
I'm serious! I exclaim!
You just kick ass and take names!