hot sun and tan / yeah, dontcha just scream
boy, what sand / sand sand sand / say cheese
paddle boats / surf ladies in shorts / up and down the coast we coast
yeah, we cry / research at beach resorts
line up crowds at the pavilion / Max is playing "Vacations"
we're in newport for research / to get abreast of thing /
to get get a breast of things / take your tourist toys to the concert
we've just researched wasaga beach / bonfire pits at midnight
hangover rhymes at sunrise six
what is it that we stare at? / is it the passports and campsite stars?
or the monogrammed bikinis and cars?
or maybe we just need some perspiration 'cause we're frostbitten Canadian boys
put on your sunglasses / get in on the parade
we're gonna cruise the beach / we just might get crazed / c'mon research go
line up crowds on weekends / Max is playing "Vacations"