Silent night
Promising night
All was cool
Prospects were bright
Then we ran into some pigs on their beat
They chased us right down the wintery street
What's their problem for real?
What is their problem for real?

We ran for our lives
All through the night
Creeps with blunts almost died
I mean it's obvious cops are so lame
Protect and serve, give me a break
Presents were all that we wanted
Presents were all that we want

When we grew up, times were so tough
Christmas's sucked, we were all bummed
We just wanted to be like the rich kids
We just wanted to have half of their shit
What's the big fucking deal?
It's christmas so just let us steal
It's christmas so just let us steal
It's christmas so just let us steal