Hey kids, do you wanna do what I do?
I got sick, got kicked out of high school.
I guess then, I kinda got arrested,
With a car and a chase and a drug test
These days, they don’t wanna be near that.
'Cause if you're selling records they don't wanna hear that.
Clean cut, we do it like disney

Well adjusted, trusted, trust me
Party anthems get them dancing.
Well I’m the king of second chancin’.
Airbrushed, shiny, notoriety.
They disappear into the back to go and get high-ity

Hey! Ho!
Where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you’re dead wrong.
Alright!
Hey! Ho!
Here’s to all the zeros!
And every misfit,
And all my down and outs 2x

You don’t sing, you got a young look so,
It’s nothing autotune can’t fix though
Mtv don’t play videos
And no guitars are allowed on the radio
These days, I kinda just pretend so,
I guess I don’t mind, it depends though
Get stuck to every innuendo
But it doesn’t seem to matter in the end so
They say “where’s the next hit, baby?”

God, how could I top ‘call me maybe’?
I’m delirious, she’s bi-curious
Let’s disappear into the back to go and get serious

Hey! Ho!
Where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you’re dead wrong.
Alright!
Hey! Ho!
Here’s to all the zeros!
And every misfit,
And all my down and outs 2x

[Josh:] "hallelujah" up for ransom
Cash value for #anthems
Sing it now!
[Matt, mike, ian:] "hallelujah" up for ransom
Cash value for #anthems
Woa-ooh!
Ooooh, yeah yeah yeah!
I sing "hallelujah"! Hallelujah! Yeah, yeah!
Hey, ho! Where did all the good go?
Hey, ho!
Where’d the rock and roll go?
Ohhh oooh, yeahh

Hey! Ho!
Where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you’re dead wrong.
Alright!
Hey! Ho!
Here’s to all the zeros!
And every misfit,
And all my down and outs