They're lettin' me drive again
I feel alive again
They're lettin' me drive again
(0Repeat 2 times)
Now, judge, I sure am sorry
I caused all those terrible accidents
Women and children screamin'
Radiators steamin'

Yes, everybody's fender bent
Not to mention the telephone pole
That fell on the natural truck
And blew a big hole
Right across the freeway
And all I could do was sigh and cry
As the nearby dam went bust
And washed the town away

I went to the driver's school
Just like your honor said I should
I passed the eye test, the safe test
All the rest, did the best that I could
Now judge, I ain't no little bitty boy
My car's not a toy