I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon
I wanna drag the river, drink myself dry, oh
But I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon

I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon
I wanna make a scene, at the middle east, oh
But I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon

Holy moly, what you want me to do?
Don't accuse me of accusing you
'Cause that doesn't work
I'm sorry
But it doesn't work
Oh, Shannon, oh

I just wanna be your pet, Shannon
I just wanna be your pet
I wanna howl your praises, sleep at your feet, oh
But I don't wanna be your pup, Shannon
I don't wanna be your pup, Shannon

Come on Shannon, let's go wallow and rue
And you convinced me that your feelings are true
But that doesn't work, oh
But that doesn't work
Oh, Shannon, oh

But I love you still
I love you still
I always will

I just wanna be your man, Shannon
I wanna be your right hand, Shannon
I wanna have your babies, take your last name

But I'm probably gonna just get drunk, Shannon
I'm gonna go get drunk, Shannon
I'm gonna go get drunk
I'm gonna go get drunk, oh
Tonight I'm gonna get drunk, Shannon