Dad cult, dad cult
Why you gotta be so annoying?
Dad cult, dad cult
They're taking all my friends away

There's a hole in the ground
Where you hear all the sounds
Of a middle aged melancholy gathering

They think they were robbed
Of all the low paying jobs
That defined who they wanted to be

Now we pay the price
Just another small town sacrifice

Dad cult, dad cult
Why you gotta be so annoying?
Dad cult, dad cult
They're taking all my friends away

I hope it was worth it to survive
I guess that I'm glad to be alive

Is it all in my head?
Did we leave them for dead?
Is it better just to leave them alone?

There's a hole in the ground
Where they'll never be found
With all the other dinosaur bones

Now they paid the price
Just another small town paradise

Dad cult, dad cult
Why you gotta be so annoying?
Dad cult, dad cult
They're taking all my friends away

I hope it was worth it to survive
I guess that I'm glad to be alive

I guess I'm alive
Am I Alive?