People will know
When they see this show
The kind of a guy i am
They'll understand what i stand for
And what i just can't stand
They'll perceive what i believe in
What i know is true
And they'll recognize i'm a one-man guy
Always was through and through

I'm a one-man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one-man tune
I'm a one-man guy a one-man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy is me
I'm a one-man kind of a guy

People meditate
Hey that's just great
Trying to find the inner you
People depend on family and friends
And other folks to pull them through

I don't know why i'm a one-man guy
Or why this is a one-man show
But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are what i love and know

I'm a one-man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one-man tune
I'm a one-man guy a one-man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy is me
I'm a one-man kind of a guy

I'm gonna bathe and shave
And dress myself and eat solo every night
Unplug the phone, sleep alone
Stay way out of sight
Sure it's kind of lonely
Yeah it's sort of sick
Being your own one and only
Is a selfish dirty trick

I'm a one-man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one-man tune
One man guy a one-man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy
I'm a one-man guy is me
I'm a one-man guy