I want to go where they’ve never seen snow
Send my Giro to Cairo
I can’t stand another day
I’ve got to get away
I’m not impressed
My life’s in a mess
I get so depressed
Still you’ve got to have a laugh
Ha ha ha ha

What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you

You don’t want my touch
At least not very much
What’s next on your agenda big spender?
You don’t exactly think I’m ace
I need another place where they’ve never seen snow
I need another word that rhymes with ‘O’
But I’m broke, I won’t go, still you’ve got to have a laugh
Ha ha ha ha

What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you

What am I supposed to do?
I wake up in the night my head full of thoughts of you
What am I supposed to do?
Get drunk tomorrow night in some silly pub?
I present my self at your bloody well door, like a box of chocolates
Good to eat for the rest of your life

What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
What am I bloody well supposed to do?
I’ve got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
I want to go where they’ve never seen snow
Send my Giro to Cairo
I can’t stand another day
I’ve got to get away
I’m not impressed
My life’s in a mess
I get so depressed
Still you’ve got to have a laugh
Ha ha ha ha