Look who's walking on four legs again
I'm the kind of man only a dog could love
Times are tough but man, this time it's tougher
We'll all see who we are when push comes to shove

And baby, these feet were made for walking
But I can't walk in boots of broken glass
And baby, these times weren't made for talking
So I won't answer questions that you don't ask

Look who's walking on four legs again
It's hard to stand when you've gone from scraps to crumbs
Times are rough but man, this time you'll suffer
Well I say, hallelujah, I'm a bum

Look who's walking on four legs again

And darling, these knees were made for crawling
And snakes will talk to men straight eye to eye
And darling, these times weren't made for stalling
But red-faced and rushing ain't really what I had in mind

Look who's walking on four legs again
I'm the kind of man only a dog could love
Times are tough but man, this steak is tougher
We'll all see who we are when push comes to shove
Look who's walking on four legs again
It's hard to stand when you've gone from scraps to crumbs
Times are rough but man, this time you'll suffer
Well I say, hallelujah, I'm a bum
We'll all say, hallelujah, we're all bums