(Verse 1)
Today is not my day,
my clothes have all shrunk and my stockings have a hole.

(Bridge)
Clothes just aren't my thing so I just laugh
and don't care, but...

(Chorus)
Trouble with clothes today
I'm having trouble with clothes today.
i won't have my way
when I'm having a problematic clothes dayyyyyyyy!

(Verse 2)
I can't pull off my jacket
and I can't find my slippers
random clothes are the only thing
that make me want to sing!

(Bridge)
I hate dresses
they are such messes
and they make me have...

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
But tommorow I shall shop
but then I'll drop
because my budget is ever thin so...

Ending
I shall pay my clothes awayyyy...(fades)