Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?
I'll take a double triple party deluxe on a raft
Four by four animal style (this, that)
Ayy, big racks, I need that (this? Or that?)
Well done, where the cheese at? (This? Or that?)
Ayy, big flex, believe that (this? Or that?)
My friends got my back, (touché)

To the left, to the left, to the left (yay!)
To the right, to the right, you the best (yay!)
Stand up, stand up, hands up (yay!)
You the best, you the best, never give up (yay!)

I'm flipping them patties
I'm chillin' with Patrick
The boat pull up backwards
A day full of laughter
See Sandy Cheeks (yeah)
I'm burstin' her bubble
A jellyfish lover, I'll catch me a couple (yeah)
A magical world, the F is for fun
I'd run to the Sun if only I could
Now turn to your neighbor and
Make sure they're swell
I probably will be forever be young
I'm feeling a little bit Krabby
How can I be happy when people are
Spending me money
The barnacles blue in the morning
I'm skipping outside
And yeah, I hope that it's sunny
Aye aye, Captain, gettin' the check
And I'm gettin' the plunder
Aye aye, Captain, squawk like a dolphin
I'm duckin' the Dutchman

To the left, to the left, to the left (yay!)
To the right, to the right, you the best (yay!)
Stand up, stand up, hands up (yay!)
You the best, you the best, never give up (yay!)

Never wastin' my time
Young, still in my prime
I got fun on my mind
Pineapple on the side
Starfish, and I shine
Friends comin' offsides, real friends, I got five
Sandy, Patrick, it's a vibe
Mrs. Puff let me drive
Whippin' the boat, I'm fine (you good?)

(Hello Mrs. Puff!)
Watch me drop the top in Bikini Bottom
(Drop it)
Krabby Patties, you know I got 'em (I got 'em)
In the ocean, you know I'm poppin'
(I'm poppin, ayy)
And my pet Gary, can't leave without him (yay!)

To the left, to the left, to the left (yay!)
To the right, to the right, you the best (yay!)
Stand up, stand up, hands up (yay!)
You the best, you the best, never give up (yay!)

Are you ready? (Aye aye, Captain!)
I can't hear you (aye aye, Captain!)

Ooh, I hop in the boat and I ride
'Round the city (ride)
No license, but Mrs. Puff
But she givin' it to me
A beautiful day, what it's lookin' to be
Some jellyfish, yeah, we just caught like three
But hold on (hold on)
We on a mission right now
To find Gary, he long gone
I'm with my friends and we never get scared
It's me and (Spongebob Squarepants!, oh, yeah)
Squidward and Patrick and Sandy and (Spongebob Squarepants!, yeah)
We family like, ooh!

To the left, to the left, to the left (yay!)
To the right, to the right, you the best (yay!)
Stand up, stand up, hands up (yay!)
You the best, you the best, never give up (yay!)