Can't get up
No matter how long you're staring at me for
None for sorrow
And two's gonna get us chucked out that door
Well we stand where we stand
We fall where we fall
It's not very clever so sing one, sing all

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend
And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
Don't lean on me
We will find just how to be
Leave me behind

(I hope I don't go)
This is killing me
Every part of me
What you wanna rise up ride through
(And miss out on the best times, Cos I'm sinking low
Does it show?)
A problem shared is a problem gained
Multiplied by
Too late to be forever
Too soon to be the end
For those who shout never
A message we send

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend
And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
Don't lean on me
We will find just how to be
Leave me behind

"If somebody shit in Neil's mouth do you think he'd eat it?"
"Yeah, I think I'd eat it"
"Would you do it Neil?"
"I don't know..."
"Hold on, I think this is the thing, right. Neil - drink that piss, yeah.
We're gonna give you... after that we're gonna give you half a pint of spit,
go run - go for a naked run, and then after
that you can eat some of my shit; but it might not be vegan."
"That sounds brilliant to me!"

"George Michael does that in the morning!"

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend

And there's a place where we'll forget
The things we've done
The things we've said
I know there's been some hard times
But I need you my friend