i wish i was a camel
not any other mammal
so i wouldn't have to eat everyday
i wish that i was dead,
a ghost in your bed
so maybe i could read whats in your head,

so lets go to the shopping mall and buy those new pairs of sneakers,
so lets buy that new cd by that band who sounds like winger
and then after I'm ready to die

i wish i was a camel so when i spat it wouldn't matter and being ugly would be part of who i am
i wish that i was a ghost
a god damn hypocrite host
to party all the life time thats right here

so lets go to the shopping mall and buy those new pairs of sneakers
so lets buy that new cd by that band that sounds like winger
and then after I'm ready to die,

and on the way I'll drink a tropical fruit punch
then run away for miles and miles
and after I'm ready to die
then maybe oh maybe i can die