You promised me that
You'd marry me and
We'd have a house in the hills
With five kids and a dog

If that was true, then
Why'd you sleep with
My fucking best friend
And lied to me and your mom?

But you can tell everybody
To stop feeling sorry for me
'Cause I'm not the one they should feel sorry for
And all that's left to say is

I'd hate to be you
'Cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you
'Cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I've moved on with somebody new

And I'd hate to be you (oh)
Yеah, I'd hate to be you (oh)

Hope shе was worth it
'Cause you deserve it
You left forever
For something that won't even last

And it's funny how you didn't cheat with
Somebody hotter than me, I
Swear I don't mean to be mean, but

I'd hate to be you
'Cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you
'Cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I've moved on with somebody new

And I'd hate to be you (oh)
Yeah, I'd hate to be you (oh)

I'd hate to be so fucking stupid
So selfish, so clueless
To have me and lose it
It's sad, but it's true

I'd hate to be you
'Cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you
'Cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I moved on with somebody new

And I'd hate to be you (yeah, I'd hate to be you)
Yeah, I'd hate to be you (I'd hate to be you)
I'd hate to be you (I'd hate to be you)
I'd hate to be you
Yeah, I'd hate to be you

I hope he hears this song