I rememmber every single bridge I ever jumped off blindly,
And all my boring stories keep reminding me.
'Cause in all honesty, I used to be an authority on irony.
And remebering my broken dreams, and everything that used to be around...

And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded.
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity.
And keep me out of my sobriety.

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority,
Will keep me out of sobriety.

I say we just celebrate...
(I say we just celebrate)
And all my past mistakes and all my too little too lates.
'Cause in all honesty I used to be an authority on irony,
And remembering my broken dreams and everything that used to be around...

And did I forget to mention
That I've lost all my best intentions.
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity.
And keep me out of my sobriety.

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority,
Will keep me out of my sobriety.

And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded.
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity.
Please pass some sanity, you know it means so much to me.

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority,
Will keep me out of my sobriety.
(Keep me out of...) my sobriety.
My sobriety!