I tire of your mind games
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy
Good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes

Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really, really, really sharp knife
Yeah, knife fight
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch
I'ma cut you (cut you)
Swish, swish
In a knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight, knife fight

Let me tell you something, I can't be beat
oh, yeah?
Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the street
Well guess what, man, I'll pin you to the wall
oh, yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way too small
Hey, my knife is super sharp and that's what counts
I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts
Yeah, well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you
Punk
Dweeb

Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really, really, really sharp knife
Yeah, knife fight
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch
I'ma cut you (cut you)
Swish, swish
In a knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight, knife fight

I'm gonna slice you up
I'm gonna cut you down
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you underground
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur
I've got a TIP for you, get the point?
Yeah, sure
Its time to face the music
Time to face the facts
Time to bite the bullet
Time to pay the tax
I've got a blade of fury
I am a ball of rage
You ready, sucka?
Born ready
Engage

Knife
Fight
Cut
Stab
Knife
Ow
Poke
Knife

Hey, wait a minute here
Oh, what is it?!
Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt
Hurt? I don't want to get hurt
Who does
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
Tickle fight

Tickle fight, it's a tickle fight
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now

Tickle fight, tickle fight
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight
Tickle fight, tickle fight
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight

Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly
Tickle fight tickle fight
Tickle tickle tickle fight, hey

That was fun
Where's my knife?