As we do our thing
Try to keep control
Careful what we sing
Rock and roll it's everything to everybody
That you've ever met
Dirty socks and all!

If I'll ever make it to the top
I really hope I don't forget
No one cares how tall I feel at all!
If I ever write any songs about being a rock star
Slap me please, alright?

That ain't me
I've got more to say!
I'm sticking to my guns
Let the big boys play
They're the ones that wanted
To become the very image they create
Now that's all they are
They're the ones with nothing
But a lifestyle to which no one can relate
But they play guitar, don't you see how damn cool they are?

Oh, no! They take it too far!
Now all the greatest love songs
Are secretly about heroine
If I ever write any songs about being a rock star
Slap me please, alright?
That ain't me