Crippled Elves Do Dance Around
A Devil Covered Bi-Blue Dress

Dairy Causes Diarrhea,
Chunky Creamy Butter Cheese

Bad Billy Does Dope, Bitches and Brews,
But Can't Even Build A Cigarette Boat

Allah Bangs Blues Everyday
Above A Bridge Behind A Cave

(these last 2 lines are in the movie, but NOT in the song by:
"Left Front Tire" who did the soundtrack.

Carpet Crawler Can't Eat Eagle
Before Chicken Derby Day