If I could be just like Miyavi
Get some fashion sense I'd look just like Ayabie
If I was in Malice Mizer like Gackt
I'd do for J-rock like Vanilla Ice to rap
An Café Dir En Grey who I am today
Gonna start a VK band
Make it big time in Japan
Rockin with these cosplay chicks
I'll be so in demand
With my VK band
A whole new master plan
Soon we'll be the awesomest androgynous and glam
I'll be the man
If I could shock like penicillin
Phantasmagoria the music makes a killin'
Call it a nightmare this is my dream
My face in Cure on tour decked out like Halloween
An Café Dir En Grey sure I'll find a way
You say it's Luna Sea this all means so much to me
Gonna give everything I can I was made to hit in Japan
Oricon number one sing the intro song
Now I'm in a VK band
Make it big time in Japan
Rockin with these cosplay chicks
I'll be so in demand
With my VK band
A whole new master plan
Soon we'll be the awesomest androgynous and glam
Soon we'll be the a3wesomest androgynous erogenous and glam
I'll be the man