In the middle of the night
When the stars are high
All the pretty people come alive
Practicing their moves
And their little white lies
Trying to catch a glimpse
Of the other side

Of course I'm well,
I'm staying at the Star Hotel
That's where I fell,
A broken bottle and an empty shell
Of course I'm well,
I'm staying at the Star Hotel
You might as well enjoy yourself

In the middle of the day
With the curtains drawn
The band will serenade
While the girls keep warm
Underneath the sheets
They sip their wine
Elegantly wasting all their time

Of course I'm well,
I'm staying at the Star Hotel
That's where I fell,
A broken bottle and an empty shell
Of course I'm well,
I'm staying at the Star Hotel
You might as well enjoy yourself

If you're looking for a kiss and tell
There's a room at the Star Hotel
Spend the night with me she said
At the bottom of the wishing well
Everybody's got a soul to sell
At the bar of the Star Hotel
You might as well enjoy yourself