This situation so spick and span
A hopeless garbage can
A very sexual rubber man
Didn't hear you blah! Blah! Blah!
Your guardian angel's too quick
You cut to the quick

A tattooed mermaid swims on your arm
A grinning mouth rimmed with spit
And you're tonguing a hollow tooth
So again we are aware
The ticks and fleas in your hair
Must like it in there

And of the sun you dreamed and dreamed
The dreams you always stored away to keep
A dirty towel you are so dumb
A stupid cow you are so dumb
'cause what you see is what you are

So again we are aware
The ticks and fleas in your hair
Must like it in there
Every dog has its day