When your pubic hair's on fire
When you think you're the Messiah
When you mistake a plane for Venus
When your girlfriend's got a penis

Something's wrong

When you like music more than life
When you start sleeping as you drive
When your favourite drink is thinner
When you're proud to be a sinner

Something's wrong

When a canary drives a tractor
When your president's an actor
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff
If you think that this song matters

Something's wrong