All right, sorry we're late
But here we are, for one night only!
Live on stage ?out on video?
[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]
All we need is a beatbox for people who only need a beat
You may want to hear some scratching just to hear a DJ scratch
Got to have some House so let the master play his tune

? or maybe 'this is the beat' ?
Stop playing trumpet
Did you hear what I ?meant?
[Mu! Mu!] build a fire
[Mu! Mu!] stoke it good
[Mu! Mu!] throw them on
[Mu! Mu!] and watch the bastards burn
[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]

Burn the bastards
all right then
take me to the bells
just take me to the bells
I wanna hear the bells
[Mu! Mu!] Five to twelve
[Mu! Mu!] almost gone
[Mu! Mu!] 1987
[Mu! Mu!] what the fuck have we done?
[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]

Alright, let's groove!
[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]
Oh play that beat
[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]

{And a very happy new year, from BBC1}
Hey Rockman, this party's crap
Do you know any others?
Yeah? Well let's get there before the booze runs out and the ----cks
have gone.
Ha! that's what they thought until I came along an put 'em straight!
Me? I'm Ford Timelord, and the only party worth going to is... Is the one
to celebrate your own number one hit single. Course, I had to arrange a
few things first, like this....