[Misty]
Even though I know it's never gonna happen
Fooling myself brings me so much satisfaction
Don't say a word, but she's my fantasy crush

[Colby]
Oh, that's funny, I didn't know you dig sluts

[Misty]
Ohh

Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Colby]
Yeah, I think I might feel you on that

[Misty]
And in this other daydream, she takes me to the beach
Then after hot fuckin' sex she says she'll never leave

[Colby]
Oh, that's so sweet!
But, see, there's only one problem
She's so dirty she may be allergic to water

[Misty and Colby]
Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway

[Misty]
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Colby]
Well, there's this girl that I really like

[Misty]
Well?

[Colby]
Well, I don't know her really, like
And we get thrown together one night
A goose chase night
This really super crazy night!

But she's got this other chick that she likes
Until she realizes that the perfect girl
Is sitting right here

[Misty and Colby]
Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway

[Misty]
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Colby]
Well, anyway, we're at this party and it's wild
It's like fiction, and I lose my inhibition, and I kiss her
And one thing leads right into the next
We end up on a trampoline and I have first-time sex

So we're out at this rock show, a really loud rock show
She looks at me, it's like we both know
That we need to seek backstage
And find a back room

[Misty and Colby]
Backstage sex rampage!

[Colby]
Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway

[Misty]
On a beach, in a car, I fuckin' said she'll never leave

[Misty]
Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway

[Colby]
Backstage, at a show, my first-time sex trampoline

[Misty and Colby]
Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy
Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
I think you know what I'm saying