So you wanna be famous
Candy coated like a classic car
So you're gonna be shameless
Sell your kidney for the cinema

Hey, capitalize on the great
Manifesto of your state
It's your birthright
Take the stage

No one does it quite like us in America
No one does it quite like us in America
Girls and boys take hardcore drugs in America
No one does it quite like us
In America

So you wanna be violent
Take an ak to the theater
Careful when you hear sirens
'Cause the cops are also murderers

Hey, capitalize on the great
Manifesto of your state
It's your birthright
Take the stage

No one does it quite like us in America
No one does it quite like us in America
Girls and boys take hardcore drugs in America
No one does it quite like us

Kickball in the suburbs
Jesus freaks and hunters
Attention future mothers
Make him wear a rubber
Cherry pie in summer
Budweiser and hummer
Sinners run for cover
Virginia is for lovers

Kickball in the suburbs
Jesus freaks and hunters
Attention future mothers
Make him wear a rubber
Cherry pie in summer
Budweiser and hummer
Sinners run for cover
Virginia is for lovers

No one does it quite like us in America
No one does it quite like us in America
Hot gay love, take shots in clubs in America
No one does it quite like us
In America
In America
No one does it quite like us in America