Welcome to the tea party
Wanna be my VIP?
You did not RSVP
That's okay, that's okay

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

Your appetite is wet
I've got the table set
Don't get your dribble on my t-t-table yet

I got the goodies baked
Got more than you can take
Just try a nibble of my biscuits and my rainbow cakes

Let's be traditional
And unconditional
Elbows down (down)
Pinkies up (up)
That's the way you sip my cup

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP? (Oh, oh)
You did not RSVP (oh, oh)
That's okay, that's okay

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

Try not to move so fast
You know dessert comes last
I'm a lady, futhermucker, try to show some class

Down to the last cup
We keep it boiling hot
We keep the party moving till we drink the last drop

Let's be traditional
And unconditional
Elbows down (down)
Pinkies up (up)
That's the way you sip my cup

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP? (Oh, oh)
You did not RSVP (oh, oh)
That's okay, that's okay

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I know this night is like no other
And you're not just a lover
(You're porcelain in a paper cup world)
(Tip me over and pour me out)

I know it's only getting better
As long as we're together
(Porcelain in a paper cup world)
(Tip me over and pour me out)

I know this night is like no other
And you're not just a lover
(Porcelain in a paper cup world)

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP? (Oh, oh)
You did not RSVP (oh, oh)
That's okay, that's okay

Welcome to the tea party (oh, oh)
Wanna be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out