The other day
roadkill in my way
I just drove on and stared

And the choo-choo train
Keeps on riding straight
There ain't nowhere to go

Cause where the river blows
Is not exactly where the wind flows

It's inevitable
Yet it's all your fault
An armadillo in your headlights
In your headlights

The coo-coo's say
There ain't nowhere to go
They have somewhere to stay

And the choo-choo shoe's
Wheels go round and round
'till the others are gone

And how the daughter flows
Or what the brother usually does
Around the father, alone

'Cause where the river goes
Is not exactly where the water flows

It's inevitable
Yet it's all your fault
An armadillo in your headlights
In your headlights