YOU COULD SAY EVERYTHING'S NO GOOD
'CAUSE YOU'LL JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WOULD
YOU COULD SAY THAT THE SKY IS BLUE
'CAUSE I WONDER WHO WOULD EVER NOT BELIEVE YOU
I SHOULDA SAID THIS FOR SO LONG, SO SO LONG

SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,
SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER
GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATEVER DUDE

YOU COULD SAY WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR,
'CAUSE IT'S HER CAR BUT SHE LETS THE BUM STEER
YOU COULD SAY THAT THE FIX IS IN,
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT NOT FOR A MINUTE
'CAUSE YOU LIKE ALL THE SAME SONGS
BUT YOU'RE ALL WRONG, YOU'RE JUST ALL WRONG

SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,
SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER
GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATEVER DUDE

BOYS LIKE YOU DON'T COST A DIME
AND YOU COULD SAY THAT'S FINE,FINE,FINE,FINE,FINE
BUT YOU KNOW JUST AS WELL AS I
THAT'S A LIE,LIE,LIE,LIE

GATECRASHER, REHASHER, BIG FAKER,
SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL TRASH HER
SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL
SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,
SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER
GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATEVER DUDE
WHATVER!