Love's been waitin' on us
To rack our credit cards
Slide a plastic key
Raid a mini bar

So, I've been checkin' out
Where we can check into
We'll get back in touch if the two of us
Trash a hotel room

We'll blare out music down the hall
Throw some shadows on the wall
Say we skip the wakeup call until the afternoon
Get rowdy, gettin' reckless
Won't crash 'til after breakfast
Leave it like a tornado came through
Lets trash a hotel room
Mess up those sheets
Break a bottle or three
Over a night or two
Trash a hotel room

Lets hang our worries out
Over the balcony
Write that we were here
On the TV screen
Yeah, don't that sound like fun
And long overdue
We'll trade in our clothes
For some bathroom robes
Trash a hotel room

We'll blare out music down the hall
Throw some shadows on the wall
Say we skip the wakeup call until the afternoon
Get rowdy, gettin' reckless
Won't crash 'til after breakfast
Leave it like a tornado came through
Lets trash a hotel room
Mess up those sheets
Break a bottle or three
Over a night or two
Trash a hotel room

Get rowdy gettin' reckless
Won't crash 'til after breakfast
Leave it like a tornado came through
Lets trash a hotel room
Mess up those sheets
Break a bottle or three
Over a night or two
See how much trouble
Yeah, we can get into
Lets trash a hotel room