She's got the best tongue work
that you've ever seen
She licks both my balls till
they're shiny and clean
And her pink little pussy's
as tight as it can be
I know it's the cat but
it feels like a woman to me

Oh I explode in her twat
Now there's fur balls and snot
hangin' off of my dick
Oh I got a phone call today
from the SPCA
I think they used the word "sick"

She rubs on my leg when
she wants to get laid
I duct tape her eyes
when I spray her with Raid
She keeps coming back
but that's alright by me
My girl or my cat
it all tastes like pussy to me