Put your left foot in
Cut your left ear off
Shake it all about
Watch your time, don't you be late up here again

Doctor, down my throat
I found a big black hole
A little yellow pill
How can I ever show my appreciation

I feel nothing
No pain or fear
I think I love my life
Neurotica
Neurotica
Neurotica

Put your right foot in
Baa baa baa baa baa
Can't get it up with a girl
And not freak out every time the telephone ring

Doctor, in my brain
I found a big white light
And a chemical creme
I blackout then I come to in a dream

I'm feeling nothing
No pain or fear
I like that guy named me
Neurotica
Neurotica
Neurotica

Do you like the change in me
I'm calmer now, I've calmed down quite a bit
I'm milked like a junkie queen
Propped up in my luxury, medicated for control

Put your left foot in
Cut your left ear off
Shake it all about
Watch your time, don't you be late up here again

Doctor, down my throat
I found a big black hole
A little yellow pill
How can I ever show my appreciation